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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 6, Episode 3

Dennis and Mac in “The Gang Buys a Boat”

Dennis

The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.

Mac

Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.

Dennis

Well dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Ah there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?"

Mac

Okay. That seems really dark.

Dennis

It's not dark, you're misunderstanding me, bro.

Mac

I think I am.

Dennis

Yeah, you are. Because if the girl said 'no', then the answer is obviously 'no'. But the thing is she is not gonna say no. She would never say 'no', because of the implication.

Mac

Ok, now that's the second time you've said that word, what implication?

Dennis

The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.

Mac

... But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you..

Dennis

Why aren't you understanding this?

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