I got us some turpentine, some wax and some high-gloss boat paint. This shit is really expensive.
Aw, dude, you're telling me. I picked us up some new slacks and docksiders, so we could have the right look. Y'know, fit in and everything? We're running pretty low on remaining dick towel money though.
Plus, we gotta fill that thing up with gas.
I know, man. We gotta pop by the department store, pick up the mattress--and I wanna get a nice one, too.
Wait, the--the what? The mattress? What do we need a mattress for?
What do you mean, "what do we need a mattress for?" Why in the hell do you think we just spent that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside, so we can take them to a nice, comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
Oh. Uh, okay...you had me goin' there for the first part, the second half kinda threw me.
Well, dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around, and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. "Aaah, there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?"
Okay, heh. That seems really dark though.
Nah, no, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro.
I think I am. Heh heh.
Yeah, you are. Because if the girl said "no", then the answer obviously is no.
"No", right.
But the thing is, she's not gonna say "no". She would never say "no", because of the implication.
...Now, you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. W--what implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.
...But it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex with you.
Why aren't you understanding this? She doesn't know whether she wants to have sex with me, it's--that's not the issue--
Are you gonna hurt women?
I'm not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all!
I'm not getting it.
Goddamn! [to old woman staring at him] Well, don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.
So, they are in danger--
No one's in any danger! How can I make that any more clear to you, okay? It's an implication of danger!
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