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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 5, Episode 5

Dennis, Charlie and others in “The Waitress is Getting Married”

Dennis

Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm…how about your favorite food, what would that be?

Charlie

Oh, milk-steak.

Dennis and Mac

(simultaneously) Hmm?

Dennis

What?

Charlie

Milk-steak.

Dennis

I'm not putting milk-steak.

Mac

Just put regular steak and then-

Charlie

Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is.

Dennis

No she won't know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?

Charlie

Uhh…magnets.

Dennis

Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?

Mac

Playing with magnets?

Charlie

Just magnets.

Dennis

I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.

Charlie

I don't really snowboard.

Dennis

What are some of your likes?

Charlie

Uhh…ghouls

Mac

Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?

Charlie

Just funny little green ghouls.

Dennis

W-What like in movies, or in cartoons?

Charlie

Little green ghoul buddies!

Mac

Don't write ghouls!

Dennis

I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?

Charlie

People's knees.

Dennis

Oh come on dude! Come on!

Mac

Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we'll just make it all up.

Dennis

We'll make the whole thing up.

Mac

We'll doctor the picture.

Dennis

We aren't even going to use you for this.

Charlie

Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.

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