Charlie, can I bring something up?
Yes.
Um, I think we have to be very careful about how we do the rape scene.
W--what on God's green earth are you talking about? There's no rape scene.
...Well, sure. I pay the troll toll and then I rape Dennis. Classy--
Tasteful!
No, you don't rape him, you become him! You do not rape him.
He doesn't?
No! [sighs] Look, let me just walk you guys through this, okay? Here's what happens: once you've paid the toll, I want you to come over to Dennis over by his bed here, okay?
I'll be- I'll be lying back-
You want me to cross the stage?
Yes.
Alright, this is a great opportunity to showcase some skills, just put on a clinic--
I--I'd rather you didn't? I'd rather you didn't.
Well, I think the people are gonna want to see that... and then, I hop up like a cat. [jumps up] Like so. Meow.
Oh, Jesus Christ, let's leave it at that. Okay, once he gets near you, you have to sense him, okay? Suddenly, you sense him.
What if I were to position him in a way where I get behind him, and then Frank could throw that blanket that he's got right there over us? And then that way you can't see the penetration.
That's a good idea. You know what, Charlie? Because the blanket will make the raping--I'm sorry, the, uh...sexing from behind feel more classy.
That's good. And then what I could do is thrust this way, and you can struggle.
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