[In a club]
[smiling at guys she just met] Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached asshole...
“Who Pooped the Bed?” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Artemis (3), Charlie Kelly (1), Dennis Reynolds (1), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
Im gonna take my bra off, blast my nips.
[Artemis accusing Dee of being behind the last poop]
Deandra, you wanted in on this poop war from the start!
No, I didn't.
...The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore. You sat on the sideline while these four titans battled it out. You were jealous that a few pieces of poop got more attention than you. That's why when the lights went out you unleashed some thunder of your own. Thunder of the...chocolate variety!
Nah. I did it.
What?
I did 'em all! I did all the poops!
Really?
Yeah, I did every one of them, I even did one while she was wrapping up right here!
(Frank points towards some poop on the floor. The Gang reacts in disgust as Frank laughs)
Why would you do that, dude?!
Because poop is funny!
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