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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 4, Episode 9

“Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life” quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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“Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life” · Season 4, Episode 9

In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (2), Charlie Kelly (1)

SSinbad

Yo, punk, wake up!

What the hell?!

SSinbad

Yeah, you in hell all right! You know what? My name is Sinbad. This is Sinbad's house, and when you in Sinbad's house, you my bitch! Yeah, you know who that is? That's Rob Thomas - Matchbox Twenty. [to Rob] Sing a song.

RRob

[Inhales]

SSinbad

Shut up!

Matchbox Twenty? Ooh.

SSinbad

Oh, you the man, huh? You gonna punk him like that?

No, no, no.

SSinbad

Stay back ,man, no, matter of fact unleash the fury. Get his shoe! Beat his testicles!

No, no, no! Don't beat my test...come on. Rob Thomas and Sinbad, uh. Look man, I'm pretty confused about what I'm seeing here and I'm in a lot of pain. I just don't know whats going on.

SSinbad

Oh it's the pain, huh? My bad, you know I ain't know you was hurting like that. My bad cause I've hurt before, you've hurt before, we all hurt. So I'm-a just break it down now, introduce myself right, that's wrong. I'm Sinbad, that's my headshot. I'll autograph that for you a little later on. And this is Sinbad's house, and you my bitch!

[After finding out he was hallucinating about Sinbad and Rob Thomas] Ah, I should see a doctor I'm really messed up.

SSinbad

[Hallucination form] Psst! No your not, bitch!

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