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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 3, Episode 6

Charlie and Dennis in “The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation”

Charlie

Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

Dennis

I see a door marked "Private." Is that the door you're talking about?

Charlie

Nah, I was talking abou...I didn't say...did you...what did you hear?

Dennis

I heard you say "There was a door marked pirate living in there."

Charlie

Well are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?

Dennis

You're the one that....Jesus Christ man, shit.

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