Charlie: It's locked! All right, let me try this out.
Dennis: What is that, your apartment key? That's not gonna work!
Charlie: Why not?
Dennis: We're not at your apartment, shithead!
Charlie: Well how many possible lock combinations can there be?
Dennis: Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.
Charlie: Well eventually they're gonna overlap--
Dennis: They're not ever gonna--
Charlie: You know what, you're right, it's not working.
Dennis: Oh, no shit.
Charlie: Well it was worth a try!
Dennis: It was not worth a try.
Dennis: What is that, your apartment key? That's not gonna work!
Charlie: Why not?
Dennis: We're not at your apartment, shithead!
Charlie: Well how many possible lock combinations can there be?
Dennis: Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.
Charlie: Well eventually they're gonna overlap--
Dennis: They're not ever gonna--
Charlie: You know what, you're right, it's not working.
Dennis: Oh, no shit.
Charlie: Well it was worth a try!
Dennis: It was not worth a try.
Charlie : It's locked! All right, let me try this out.
Dennis : What is that, your apartment key? That's not gonna work!
Charlie : Why not?
Dennis : We're not at your apartment, shithead!
Charlie : Well how many possible lock combinations can there be?
Dennis : Oh, so many, dude, like hundreds of millions.
Charlie : Well eventually they're gonna overlap--
Dennis : They're not ever gonna--
Charlie : You know what, you're right, it's not working.
Dennis : Oh, no shit.
Charlie : Well it was worth a try!
Dennis : It was not worth a try.
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