Hey gang, what's the action?
What's going on here?
Asians love gambling!
You know these guys?
Yeah, from Nam.
You were in Vietnam?
Don't get excited Mac, he was in Vietnam ten years ago on a business trip.
“The Gang Gives Back” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (3), Mac McDonald (2), Charlie Kelly (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
[to his basketball team] Now as long as you hurt the other kid as bad or worse than he hurts you, you will have done your job. And I'll be proud of you.
KKid
(Holds up soda can)
Diet? Does it look like I need to be on a diet?
KKid
I don't know
Terrible, take a lap.
All right, kids, how you feeling?
DTDucks' Team
Good.
Good? Doesn't sound good. Are you drinking the Red Bull? Come on, chug 'em down!
DPDucks' Player
I feel sick.
That's the vitamins ripping out the inside of your stomach. That's a good thing, trust me.
WWaitress
I wrote down my phone number.
Wow!
WWaitress
Please... please, Charlie, please don't make me regret giving this to you. (The waitress hands a folded piece of paper to Charlie)
No absolu... absolutely not. No, this will be a platonic sponsor, sponsoree kind of a thing. (He unfolds the piece of paper) Oh... no shi... I was so close.
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