It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 2, Episode 4
“Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (3), Sweet Dee Reynolds (2), Charlie Kelly (1), Mac McDonald (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.
That's why I did it.
That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?
You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.
How come Charlie...? It's not fair...
Why would you do this to us, dad?
Because you're crackheads, children.
Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
What you need?
Uh, one, please.
One what?
Uh... one rock of crack.
One crack...
A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough? I don't...
Uh... how much would you recommend for a first-time user?
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