It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 2, Episode 2
“The Gang Goes Jihad” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (6), Dennis Reynolds (4), Mac McDonald (3), Frank Reynolds (2)
Your wife says she's afraid of you. I'm here for the dog.
Oh. That woman is amazing! She is amazing! You just met her; she's already got you running errands for her. She's good. She is good!
Just go get the dog.
I don't have the dog.
So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor?
[long pause] Yes.
While you were out making money, who do you think was at home, cooking and cleaning and raising your children?
A series of Mexican women.
"A series..." Unbelievable, dude! [They high-five] You're on fire.
[under breath] Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiit.
He's getting a weapon everybody. Everybody get a weapon!
This Jew's in for a ton of work.
WHOA!
Whoa, what?
Come on, man! You can't say things like that!
I don't know what I said. What'd I say?
Uh, you dropped a hard "J" on us.
Where from?
Israel. It just got to be too dangerous. I mean, you know with everything that's happening.
Well, that's a tough situation you got over there.
Oh yeah, you got that whole tsunami and the...
No, not that...
Well, the superdome thing.
No, there's no superdome...
Well it's one of those places over there.
It's a different country, Charlie so why don't...
Well I'm just trying to help the guy out.
Why don't you just shut up!
[under breath] Ooooh shit.
[Dennis has TP'd Frenkel's house]
This isn't gonna do shit!
What do you mean this isn't gonna do shit?
There needs to be a next step, or something-
Hey! Do you know how hard it is to get toilet paper off of a building, especially when it rains? This Jew's in for a ton of work—
WHOA!
Whoa, what?
Come on, man! You can't say things like that!
I don't know what I said. What'd I say?
You dropped a hard "J" on us.
Yeah. Yeah.
Jew? You guys said it—
Shhh! You can say it, but it has to be like, in context-
You guys—you guys said I could say Jew.
You can, but in the right context, man.
It's gotta be in the right context.
Well, what's the right context?
Well, uh—this, y'know...
Person of the Jewish faith in a group of other people from the Jewish faith.
"This guy's got a ton of work to do! I think it's okay that he's Jewish."
But that's not what I'm saying—
That's not what he's saying. Now, hold on a second, this is...if—
You guys don't know what the hell you're talking about.
"This man is in for a ton of work! He's Jewish."
We know—we know what we're talking about.
Yeah, we know what we're talking about.
No worries about that.
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