It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 1, Episode 2
“Charlie Wants an Abortion” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (3), Sweet Dee Reynolds (3), Charlie Kelly (2), Mac McDonald (1)
[on abortion] It's nobody's choice! It should be left up to God!
Is he jo..? Is that..? Are you.. joking?
No, it's not a joke! You remember Genesis? Book two, verse three: And he breatheth into the nostrils of Adam on the first day and it was good.
Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.
[to Mac] You're making an asshole out of yourself.
[at an abortion rally] I think all these chicks are gay.
Yeah, I don't know that they're gay, I think they can just smell how disgusting you are.
Pff...sucks for me.
Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid?
I don't really have any convictions.
[Tommy spits in Charlie's face]
Oh my God! I will...I will smash your face into- into a jelly!
I'm gonna tell my mom you took me to a black person's hospital.
Wow, extremely racist!
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