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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 1, Episode 2

Mac, Dee and others in “Charlie Wants an Abortion”

Mac

[on abortion] It's nobody's choice! It should be left up to God!

Dee

Is he jo..? Is that..? Are you.. joking?

Mac

No, it's not a joke! You remember Genesis? Book two, verse three: And he breatheth into the nostrils of Adam on the first day and it was good.

Dee

Right in his nostrils, huh? Sounds really uncomfortable.

Dennis

[to Mac] You're making an asshole out of yourself.

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