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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 1, Episode 2

Charlie in “Charlie Wants an Abortion”

Charlie KellyCharlie Day

[Tommy spits in Charlie's face]

Oh my God! I will...I will smash your face into- into a jelly!

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