It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 9, Episode 1
“The Gang Broke Dee” · Season 9, Episode 1
In this episode: Sweet Dee Reynolds (3), Dennis Reynolds (2), Frank Reynolds (2), Mac McDonald (1)
Oh, Dee... Oh! Snyder?
Mm-hmm.
He's clearly using you. Or you're using him to further your nonexistent career.
I am not using him.
Oh, you're not using him?
Nope.
Oh, good, good, good, good. So, you like him?
Mm-hmm.
Find him attractive?
Absolutely.
Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.
[scoffs] He's got... he's got all of his skin still.
Well, I would hope so.
And that he has plenty of... teeth... to get...
But not all of them?
No, not all of them.
[performing on stage] So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day. The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag.
[audience laughter]
She said "vagina." A woman said "vagina."
That's what makes it funny!
Tasteless.
[robot voice] Vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina.
[makes fart noises]
And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.
So I decided to stop showering.
Ha-ha!
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