TV show quotes
We have to get him to open his mouth! Try talking to him. [Begins squawking like a seagull]
Oh please, not that!
Oh, you have a better plan? [Resumes squawking]
Fine. [Squawks weakly]
Come on Jiggers! Put some umph into it! [Both start squawking loudly] [Jiggers accidentally steps on Iggy's hoof] Ow! Owowowooooowwww! [The seagull opens his beak and flies away]
How did you know "Ow! Owowowooooowwww!!!" was seagull for "Open your mouth!"?
Helooo! I'm a fish, and I'm thirsty! What's wrong with this picture?
[Catfish Stu belches after drinking a soda] Maybe you ought to cut down on the soda.
But hammocking is such thirsty work!
Well at least remember to recycle them!
Good idea; I'll definitely take that into consideration!
And could you please use a coaster?
[Belches]
You're like a bull in a china shop! Barry begins to cry] Aw, no! I didn't mean it like that!
I am sorry. I am just sensitive about that term!
[To the wild animals] Be gone, or I will make a soup out of you! Wis garlic and rhubarb, and ozzer zings zat are none of your business!
The kid's a genius! Why can't you two be more like that?
Because, I am not a pig?
Oh, uh, I can try boss! Uh, meow! Meow! [Robear smacks him]
[Catfish Stu has said he will hire a mining crew to work the gold out of the Mine-all Mine] We have to stop him! We'll appeal to his sense of decency!
You might want to have a Plan B.
Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!
What about "hose-warriors"?
That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?
We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.
[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!
[Seeing that his kelp burgers have caught on fire] My kelp burgers!
[The fire explodes everywhere.]
[Even though none of them have been hit] I tink we are supposed to stop, drop, and roll!
[As the parrot squawks falsehoods about his camp] Shut up, you crazy parrot!
[Upon arriving with Robear] Uh, you called, boss?
[Removes his beret and bows] Oui, Catfish Stu?
I said crazy parrot, not lazy ferret!
Don't you know that poaching parrots isn't allowed?
Dah, we're not. We're just losin' him like Catfish Stu said!
[The parrot squawks something.]
Dat is not true!
Then why would he say that? Parrots imitate what they hear; they don't make stuff up!
Well zis one does! 'E is a very befuddled bird! [Snorts and walks off-screen. He comes back] Okay! [to Robert] You are supposed to walk off and go [snorts again] wis me! You 'ave ruined my exeet!
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