Spiff quotes from Iggy Arbuckle

Spiff

[To the geese] Hey, take it easy! Don't have a hissy fit, just picking up trash here! And speaking of trash, [leans in] do I ever have some trashy gossip! [The geese are interested] You know the black swan over the pond? She's been dying her feathers for years! Of course, she's not the only one around here with secrets...

Okay, Plan B. We don't have a Plan B! Time to come up with a Plan B!

Spiff

Iggy, it's too late.

Jiggers

[Tearfully] No! It can't be! We can still save the bushes before they're turned into Stu's muffins, or jam, or crepes - [brightens up] Is anyone else hungry?

Zoop

Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!

Spiff

What about "hose-warriors"?

Zoop

That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?

Spiff

We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.

[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!