Catfish Stu quotes from Iggy Arbuckle

Catfish Stu

Helooo! I'm a fish, and I'm thirsty! What's wrong with this picture?

And what are you supposed to do when you happen upon a nest of condor eggs?

Catfish Stu

Beat them until they're light and fluffy! [Iggy and Jiggers gasp]

Robear

Non non non non! Zat is ze pancake recipe!

Robert

Oh! Sorry, sorry... [Begins reading the correct instructions]

Catfish Stu

Nice try fellas, but you've got to get up early in the morning to fool this catfish.

It is early in the morning, Stu.

Stu

My point is that you lost, and I won! Now go away, my chef is here, and you're not invited to breakfast!

Jiggers

Okay, I checked my history guide, and I found this. Repeat after me: You've...

[Balancing on top of each other with their underwear on the outside] You've...

Jiggers

Been...

Been...

Jiggers

Yumped!

Yumped!

Catfish Stu

What!?

Zoop

What?

What?

Catfish Stu

[Upon learning that the new highway will block the tourists from his adventure camp] This highway is an abomination! Give me that! [Takes the petition and forces the crowd to sign]

Now that's a first! Stu's actually trying to save the Kookamunga!

Catfish Stu

That's not a signature! It's a scrawl! Write neater!

Jiggers

[Catfish Stu belches after drinking a soda] Maybe you ought to cut down on the soda.

Catfish Stu

But hammocking is such thirsty work!

Jiggers

Well at least remember to recycle them!

Catfish Stu

Good idea; I'll definitely take that into consideration!

Jiggers

And could you please use a coaster?

Catfish Stu

[Belches]

Catfish Stu

The kid's a genius! Why can't you two be more like that?

Robear

Because, I am not a pig?

Robert

Oh, uh, I can try boss! Uh, meow! Meow! [Robear smacks him]

Catfish Stu

[Seeing that his kelp burgers have caught on fire] My kelp burgers!

Robear

[Even though none of them have been hit] I tink we are supposed to stop, drop, and roll!

Catfish Stu

[As the parrot squawks falsehoods about his camp] Shut up, you crazy parrot!

Robert

[Upon arriving with Robear] Uh, you called, boss?

Robear

[Removes his beret and bows] Oui, Catfish Stu?

Catfish Stu

I said crazy parrot, not lazy ferret!