Jiggers quotes from Iggy Arbuckle

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[Upon realizing his adjustments to Old Rusty caused Iggy's nasal septum to get displaced, which led to Iggy's snoring] I hereby relinquish any claim to geni - uh - osity!!

Okay, I’m convinced! A volcano is not the best place for a picnic!

Jiggers

A volcano is not the best place for anything!

Zoop

You know, I'm all for trying new things and everything, but wouldn't it be better to use actual dogs to pull a dog sled?

These tortoises are specially trained!

Jiggers

And, no one else answered our ad.

We're going to head to Mango Tango Beach!

Jiggers

I wonder if I have time to update my will?

Okay Jig, on the count of three! One, two -

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Two and a half, two and three quarters...

[Rolls eyes] Go! [Both try to flip into the bushes via shovels used as catapults, and land on the window]

Jiggers

Iggy? Just so you know, I'm picking the next plan.

Okay, Plan B. We don't have a Plan B! Time to come up with a Plan B!

Spiff

Iggy, it's too late.

Jiggers

[Tearfully] No! It can't be! We can still save the bushes before they're turned into Stu's muffins, or jam, or crepes - [brightens up] Is anyone else hungry?

[Yahank?] It's the stuff that has been... [Shmeaka] The one who was seen... [Frank] With the chompers that gleam!

Hmm... stuff that has been - I think that means ancient history. Chompers that gleam... Jiggers!

Jiggers

What? Just because I have excellent dental hygiene?

Your guide on the history of the Kookamunga! That's where the answer lies!

Jiggers

Okay, I checked my history guide, and I found this. Repeat after me: You've...

[Balancing on top of each other with their underwear on the outside] You've...

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Been...

Been...

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Yumped!

Yumped!

Catfish Stu

What!?

Zoop

What?

What?

Jiggers

We really appreciate being in your salamander city!

Jiggers, they're chameleons.

Jiggers

I don't get it. What's so important about a toothpick?

Okay, I'll tell you: Ozwald was my good luck toothpick.

Ozwald? [chuckle to each other]

Zoop

Iggy, there's no such thing as luck. There's only karma; whatever you do, good or bad comes back to you.

Yeah, you're probably right. [knocks into a stack of cans and stumbles] What do you call that - karma?

Zoop

No; clumsy.

We have to get him to open his mouth! Try talking to him. [Begins squawking like a seagull]

Jiggers

Oh please, not that!

Oh, you have a better plan? [Resumes squawking]

Jiggers

Fine. [Squawks weakly]

Come on Jiggers! Put some umph into it! [Both start squawking loudly] [Jiggers accidentally steps on Iggy's hoof] Ow! Owowowooooowwww! [The seagull opens his beak and flies away]

Jiggers

How did you know "Ow! Owowowooooowwww!!!" was seagull for "Open your mouth!"?

Jiggers

[Catfish Stu belches after drinking a soda] Maybe you ought to cut down on the soda.

Catfish Stu

But hammocking is such thirsty work!

Jiggers

Well at least remember to recycle them!

Catfish Stu

Good idea; I'll definitely take that into consideration!

Jiggers

And could you please use a coaster?

Catfish Stu

[Belches]

[Catfish Stu has said he will hire a mining crew to work the gold out of the Mine-all Mine] We have to stop him! We'll appeal to his sense of decency!

Jiggers

You might want to have a Plan B.