Robear[To the wild animals] Be gone, or I will make a soup out of you! Wis garlic and rhubarb, and ozzer zings zat are none of your business!
A character in Iggy Arbuckle
Voiced by Patrick McKenna
Iggy Arbuckle · 26 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Iggy Arbuckle: in 6 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Catfish Stu (4), Robert (4), Iggy Arbuckle (2)
Robear[To the wild animals] Be gone, or I will make a soup out of you! Wis garlic and rhubarb, and ozzer zings zat are none of your business!
And what are you supposed to do when you happen upon a nest of condor eggs?
Beat them until they're light and fluffy! [Iggy and Jiggers gasp]
RobearNon non non non! Zat is ze pancake recipe!
Oh! Sorry, sorry... [Begins reading the correct instructions]
The kid's a genius! Why can't you two be more like that?
RobearBecause, I am not a pig?
Oh, uh, I can try boss! Uh, meow! Meow! [Robear smacks him]
[Seeing that his kelp burgers have caught on fire] My kelp burgers!
[The fire explodes everywhere.]
Robear[Even though none of them have been hit] I tink we are supposed to stop, drop, and roll!
[As the parrot squawks falsehoods about his camp] Shut up, you crazy parrot!
[Upon arriving with Robear] Uh, you called, boss?
Robear[Removes his beret and bows] Oui, Catfish Stu?
I said crazy parrot, not lazy ferret!
Don't you know that poaching parrots isn't allowed?
Dah, we're not. We're just losin' him like Catfish Stu said!
[The parrot squawks something.]
Dat is not true!
Then why would he say that? Parrots imitate what they hear; they don't make stuff up!
RobearWell zis one does! 'E is a very befuddled bird! [Snorts and walks off-screen. He comes back] Okay! [to Robert] You are supposed to walk off and go [snorts again] wis me! You 'ave ruined my exeet!
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