Zoop, Spiff and others in “Tower of Beaver/A Bird in the Hoof”

Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!

What about "hose-warriors"?

That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?

We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.

[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!