ZoopYou know, I'm all for trying new things and everything, but wouldn't it be better to use actual dogs to pull a dog sled?
These tortoises are specially trained!
And, no one else answered our ad.
A character in Iggy Arbuckle
Voiced by Stephanie Mills
Iggy Arbuckle · 26 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Iggy Arbuckle: in 4 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Iggy Arbuckle (4), Jiggers (3)
ZoopYou know, I'm all for trying new things and everything, but wouldn't it be better to use actual dogs to pull a dog sled?
These tortoises are specially trained!
And, no one else answered our ad.
Okay, I checked my history guide, and I found this. Repeat after me: You've...
[Balancing on top of each other with their underwear on the outside] You've...
Been...
Been...
Yumped!
Yumped!
What!?
ZoopWhat?
What?
I don't get it. What's so important about a toothpick?
Okay, I'll tell you: Ozwald was my good luck toothpick.
Ozwald? [chuckle to each other]
ZoopIggy, there's no such thing as luck. There's only karma; whatever you do, good or bad comes back to you.
Yeah, you're probably right. [knocks into a stack of cans and stumbles] What do you call that - karma?
ZoopNo; clumsy.
ZoopDo we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!
What about "hose-warriors"?
ZoopThat's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?
We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.
[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!
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