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“Tower of Beaver/A Bird in the Hoof” quotes from Iggy Arbuckle

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“Tower of Beaver/A Bird in the Hoof”

In this episode: Robear (3), Iggy Arbuckle (2), Catfish Stu (2), Robert (2), Zoop (1), Spiff (1)

Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!

What about "hose-warriors"?

That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?

We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.

[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!

[Seeing that his kelp burgers have caught on fire] My kelp burgers!

[The fire explodes everywhere.]

[Even though none of them have been hit] I tink we are supposed to stop, drop, and roll!

[As the parrot squawks falsehoods about his camp] Shut up, you crazy parrot!

[Upon arriving with Robear] Uh, you called, boss?

[Removes his beret and bows] Oui, Catfish Stu?

I said crazy parrot, not lazy ferret!

Don't you know that poaching parrots isn't allowed?

Dah, we're not. We're just losin' him like Catfish Stu said!

[The parrot squawks something.]

Dat is not true!

Then why would he say that? Parrots imitate what they hear; they don't make stuff up!

Well zis one does! 'E is a very befuddled bird! [Snorts and walks off-screen. He comes back] Okay! [to Robert] You are supposed to walk off and go [snorts again] wis me! You 'ave ruined my exeet!

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