Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!
What about "hose-warriors"?
That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors "?
We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.
[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!
[Seeing that his kelp burgers have caught on fire] My kelp burgers!
[The fire explodes everywhere.]
[Even though none of them have been hit] I tink we are supposed to stop, drop, and roll!
[As the parrot squawks falsehoods about his camp] Shut up, you crazy parrot!
[Upon arriving with Robear ] Uh, you called, boss?
[Removes his beret and bows] Oui, Catfish Stu?
I said crazy parrot , not lazy ferret !
Don't you know that poaching parrots isn't allowed?
Dah, we're not. We're just losin' him like Catfish Stu said!
[The parrot squawks something.]
Then why would he say that? Parrots imitate what they hear; they don't make stuff up!
Well zis one does! 'E is a very befuddled bird! [Snorts and walks off-screen. He comes back] Okay! [to Robert] You are supposed to walk off and go [snorts again] wis me! You 'ave ruined my exeet!
CH − Previous episode Lights, Camera! Distraction!/Fish and Chip off the Old Block
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