Do we have to be called "firefighters"? It sounds so pushy!
What about "hose-warriors"?
That's even worse! How about "fire counsellors"?
We're supposed to extinguish the fire, not listen to its problems.
[Across the street; he is checking the alarms in all of the buildings] Uh, I have a problem! I'm half done and you haven't even started!
Iggy Arbuckle · 26 quotes




