Carly and Sam aren't freaks! [Mrs. Benson looks at Freddie in disbelief] Carly's not a freak!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Posy di, posy doo, I don't want posies in my house!
FSFemale Student
Is it true you're gonna be Batman in the next movie?
Uh, yeah, sure, spread that rumor around.
My kittys got claws.
Rowr.
(as he enters the elevator) What did I do...? (the view cuts to outside the apartment) WHAT DID I DO?!
[while Sam is screaming and punching on the couch because Carly won't enter the beauty pageant]
Sam's throwing a tantrum.
I know.
We know.
What happened, did we run out of bacon?
No.
She's mad because I refuse to enter the beauty pageant. [Sam is still screaming]
(after Sam removes her pageant dress) And thanks for being gentle!
I look hot.
I feel violated.
[as introduction to the audience] My name is Samantha Puckett, I'm from Seattle, and I love fried chicken!
[backstage, to a random person] It's true she really does.
HEY, I won first place!
Can you guys pay a little attention to us?
NO! We have five hours invested in this game!
We are not stopping until we guess what we are!
(to Spencer) You're cheese.
(to Freddie) You're a big toe.
OH!!!
DANG IT!!! (Carly and Sam walk away, as he and Spencer put on new cards) AM I A SQUIRREL?!
NO!
Holy chiz on a chizzle!
What?
"Spencer Shay of Seattle died of natural causes last Saturday."
It doesn't say that! (takes the paper from Sam) ...It says that!
(takes the paper) NICE! First they insult my art, and THEN they call me dead! Which incidentally, I'm not!
What's wrong?
Gibby texted me ten times today. (he shows Carly and Sam his PearPhone)
What'd he text you?
"I'm going to make you bleed."
"On Friday."
"At 3:02."
"I love you, Mom."
"Wait, that last text wasn't for you, it was for my mom." ...Well, that's what you get for macking on his girlfriend!
Gibby, this thing has gotten way outta- [Gibby smacks the coffee out of Freddie's hand] That was a Chai latte.
Well, I'm gonna make you a DIE latte. [Freddie looks confused] Yeah. I said it!
Nothing happened between me and Tasha! We were just talking and she--
And you lost control and tried to kiss her up! I'm gonna break you.
(she starts jumping on a trampoline) What's the matter with you?
I can't take being dead anymore. Being dead is so boring!
(still jumping) Then quit being dead.
(while Veronica sees that Spencer is still alive) Why am I enjoying this?
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