[while Sam is screaming and punching on the couch because Carly won't enter the beauty pageant]
Sam's throwing a tantrum.
I know.
We know.
What happened, did we run out of bacon?
No.
She's mad because I refuse to enter the beauty pageant. [Sam is still screaming]
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