What's wrong?
Gibby texted me ten times today. (he shows Carly and Sam his PearPhone)
What'd he text you?
"I'm going to make you bleed."
"On Friday."
"At 3:02."
"I love you, Mom."
"Wait, that last text wasn't for you, it was for my mom." ...Well, that's what you get for macking on his girlfriend!
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