TV show quotes
Carly, you're seriously gonna fight Shelby Marx?
Well, yeah, but it's just for fun...
Do you know how hard she can punch and kick? She knocked that Russian girl's front teeth out with one kick to her jaw. Poor Russian girl.
Yeah! And now she talks like blah, blah, blah, blah!
(after Carly is scolded by Shelby for pushing her grandmother)
That was awesome! Shelby looks like she really wants to hurt you.
SHE DOES!
Oh... well, that's bad.
You're making too big a deal out of this.
No, I'm dead. Shelby Marx is gonna destroy me.
Carly--
Everyone said, "Oh, you should fight Shelby Marx. It'll be fun" WELL IT'S NOT FUN NOW, IS IT?!?! No, now she is so angry she wants to kill me and wants to kick me and punch me in my head until I talk like BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH!
Well, you shouldn't have been attacked her grandmother!
I didn’t attack anyone! You started a ruckus with your dumb trash talking idea!
(laughs) Ruckus...
It's a word
(when she answers the door and sees Gibby) What, Gibby?!
Why'd you push her grandmother?!
I DIDN'T!
But I saw the press conference and it looked to me like-- [she starts to close the door on him] No, no, no, no, don't slam it-- [she slams the door]
Hey, do you guys think it'd be possible to give a guy in a garbage can a wedgie?
Nah, not possible. Mm-mm.
Let's see.
No. Sam, don't-- (she does) YEOW! IT'S POSSIBLE! OW, IT'S POSSIBLE! IT'S VERY, VERY POSSIBLE! (Sam stops briefly, looks at him and continues doing it)
So how was school today?
Bad. Everyone, even teachers are calling me a coword for backing out of the fight.
Aw. One sec. (to Socko, on his phone) Hey, Socko! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY!(to Carly) Socko and I always do that on each other's birthday.
You do it twice?
No. So how was school today?
Still bad...? About your allergy medication?
Uh-huh?
Wasn't one of the possible side effects short term memory loss?
Yeah. So how was school today? (Carly stares blank)
I've gotta fix this.
How?
I'm gonna fight Shelby.
You can't! You pushed her grandmother! She's gonna destory you.
Maybe not if I talk to her.
So how was school today?
IT BLEW UP, OKAY!?
[to Shelby] I made you some raisin bread toast.
Oooh, this is pathetic!
Sorry, raisins kinda creeps me out.
[Freddies uses his mouth to remove the raisins]
There you go, raisin-free.
You also creep me out...
(while Shelby is fighting Carly, thinking she meant to hurt her grandmother while fighting her)
This is kind of fun, whew. [Shelby throws a punch; she dodges] Uh-oh, oh, kinda close. It's almost like you're actually --
[Shelby punches Carly in the face; she takes out her mouthpiece, stunned]
Ow!!! Time-out, TIME-OUT!
No time-outs!
You can't call a time-out!
Well, I just did!
What happened tonight? You promised you were gonna go easy on me!
You promised it was an accident when you tackled my grandmother.
It was!
Don't lie! I saw a video and heard you and Sam planning to do it!
What video? We never planned it.
Are you dating anyone? [Shelby looks at him, and Sam pulls him away so they can fight]
All I know is that some kid came to my gym and played me a video showing you guys at the press conference, talking about how you were gonna push my grandmother down.
What kid?
I don't know! About that tall, our age, round head, Polite but super creepy.
Nevel.
Now I get it!
Nevel must have made a fake video!
That little nub.
Maybe he's still here.
Go check it out!
Right! (he and Gibby run off to find Nevel)
...Nevel's head is kinda round.
Like a melon.
Yeah.
(after Freddie drags Nevel into the ring)
Okay, Freddie, I'm not scared of you.
That's cool. (he shuts the door to the ring and locks it. A light appears that uncloaks Carly)
Hello, Nevel.
I'm not scared of you, either. (after a bit of silence, another light appears that uncloaks Sam)
'Sup, Nevel?
Okay, you I'm scared of.
Just admit it.
Admit what?
That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.
That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.
(fakes a gasp) I did no such thing. (Sam steps closer to him) Okay! I tricked Shelby! ...So? (a light appears that uncloaks Shelby)
Hi, Nevel.
Oh, dear. [Carly, Sam and Shelby start to close in on him] Oh, okay... what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive. [view cuts to outside the Seattle Super Center] AAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Shelby appears on iCarly, and happily hugs Sam, then Carly]
Uh... no hug for the technical producer?
Aw, come here, Freddie. [hugs him, too, and he turns the camera, making it show the two standing with each other]
[sniffs, and Shelby looks at him suspiciously then walks to Carly and Sam] I'm sorry.
You're in trouble!
Who has urine trouble?
No! You tweeted about me spitting in Nate's eye!
It was a totally tweetworthy event!
Maybe, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't tweet about my personal spit!
I can't believe you embarrassed me like that in front of the whole web!
Well, if you didn't want me to do it, then why didn't you say something?
You duct-taped my mouth shut!
Come on, you might meet a really cool guy!
Or a psychopath with a chainsaw!
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