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Human Target · Season 2, Episode 12

“The Trouble with Harry” quotes from Human Target

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“The Trouble with Harry” · Season 2, Episode 12

In this episode: Christopher Chance (2), Laverne Winston (2), Ilsa Pucci (2), Guerrero (1), Ames (1)

The floor is completely covered with invisible laser sheeting. so anything touches that, and...

Ames': What happens?

Nothing. What do you think happens? Alarms, guards, reign of terror--keep up.

I was just asking a question.

Guerrero': Look at me. Look at me! What's your name?

CClaypool

Henry Claypool.

What day is today?

CClaypool

Tuesday.

Are you a paranoid, bullying douche bag?

CClaypool

Oh, yeah.

Good. What's the password to your private files in your office?

Well, I'm sorry that I put everyone in this position. I'm sorry I didn't...

So let me ask you... do you know anyone, anyone at all, less threatening... than this man?

HHarry

I'm right here.

Less threatening and yet secretly, inexplicably, guaran-damn-teed to fall ass-backwards into the lap of success.

Well played.

Thank you.

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