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How I Met Your Mother · Season 6, Episode 23

“Landmarks” quotes from How I Met Your Mother

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“Landmarks” · Season 6, Episode 23

In this episode: Ted Mosby (2), Barney Stinson (2), Robin Scherbatsky (1), Marshall Eriksen (1)

[Ted is roused by someone from his bed and is startled at who it is]

Barney, what are you doing here?

[in aristocratic voice] Who is this Barney? My name is John Clifford Larrabee, architect of the Arcadian, and I'm visiting you, in a dreeeeaam.

Really, because it looks like my insane friend rented a costume and broke into my apartment in the middle of the night for what I wish was the first time.

[normal voice] It's a dream, it is, so... [assumes aristocratic voice again] Theodore, do not try to save the Arcadian.

Barney, there's condoms in the drawer, just take it and get out-

I am not Barney!!! [activates flickering lights]

Whoo, lighting change!

[The Landmark Preservation Commission has come to a decision regarding the Arcadian]

CCCommission Chairman

Last night, this committee came to a vote, and while we've all felt from the very beginning that the Arcadian was, well, an eyesore, Mr Mosby's surprising testimony about the lion's head stonework left us with no choice but to declare it a landmark. [Zoey's camp applauds] But then, something else happened last night. That same lion's head stonework...disappeared, [audience is agape in shock] so it makes our job easier. Motion denied. [bangs gavel]

We should buy a bar.

We should totally buy a bar!

We should absolutely, totally, buy a bar!

Really, the only sensible idea right now.

Oh, oh, and ready?

What?

It's a theme bar... it's a courtroom!

Yes! Where the bartenders wear sexy judges' robes.

Uh, I'll allow it!

It's the only court where you show up, then get served!

You're judged by a jury of your beers!

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