We should buy a bar.
We should totally buy a bar!
We should absolutely, totally, buy a bar!
Really, the only sensible idea right now.
Oh, oh, and ready?
What?
It's a theme bar... it's a courtroom!
Yes! Where the bartenders wear sexy judges' robes.
Uh, I'll allow it!
It's the only court where you show up, then get served!
You're judged by a jury of your beers!
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