[Barney and Marshall arguing about 'The Talk' between Barney and Robin]
Would you just have 'The Talk'... okay, it's a five-minute conversation and then you get to have sex afterwards. It's great! Back me up, Ted!
I don't think 'The Talk' is necessary....
[in a high-pitched voice] Whaaaaaaat?!
...because Robin is already his girlfriend!
[imitating Marshall] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
[Ted's just found out from a college professor that he is in the wrong class]
SStudent
T-Dog, you're in the wrong room, bro. [students laugh]
And Robin's more than awesome. She's awe-some-more. She's even awe-quite-a-lot.
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