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How I Met Your Mother · Season 5, Episode 1

“Definitions” quotes from How I Met Your Mother

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“Definitions” · Season 5, Episode 1

In this episode: Barney Stinson (2), Ted Mosby (1), Robin Scherbatsky (1), Marshall Eriksen (1)

[Barney and Marshall arguing about 'The Talk' between Barney and Robin]

Would you just have 'The Talk'... okay, it's a five-minute conversation and then you get to have sex afterwards. It's great! Back me up, Ted!

I don't think 'The Talk' is necessary....

[in a high-pitched voice] Whaaaaaaat?!

Thank you, Ted...

...because Robin is already his girlfriend!

[imitating Marshall] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

[Ted's just found out from a college professor that he is in the wrong class]

SStudent

T-Dog, you're in the wrong room, bro. [students laugh]

Look, Barney's awesome.

And Robin's more than awesome. She's awe-some-more. She's even awe-quite-a-lot.

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