[Barney and Marshall arguing about 'The Talk' between Barney and Robin]
Marshall
Would you just have 'The Talk'... okay, it's a five-minute conversation and then you get to have sex afterwards. It's great! Back me up, Ted!
Ted
I don't think 'The Talk' is necessary....
Marshall
[in a high-pitched voice] Whaaaaaaat?!
Barney
Thank you, Ted...
Ted
...because Robin is already his girlfriend!
Barney
[imitating Marshall] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
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