How I Met Your Mother · Season 4, Episode 20
“Mosbius Designs” · Season 4, Episode 20
In this episode: Barney Stinson (2), Ted Mosby (1), Robin Scherbatsky (1), Marshall Eriksen (1)
When PJ had a job, he was sexy. He was guardian of the bathroom key. A hot guy telling you when you can and can't pee? That's the dream.
[incredulous] That's the dream? The dream?!?!?! Like what Martin Luther King was talking about??
I have to end it, don't I? I'm terrible at breakups.
I'm - wait for it - in - wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - a -wait for it - certain - wait for it...
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ROBIN!
The things I know about this company, I can never be fired. I might find myself ashore with no fingerprints or teeth, but I can never be fired.
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