[to Marshall, who is talking about being recruited by Jeff Coatsworth] Oh, he's good. Classic seduction technique. I use it all the time. First, I buy her, and by her I mean you, a drink. Then I pretend to be interested in whatever she cares about, for you that would be the.. environment. I be all sympathetic and before you know it, you're naked in my apartment shouting, "Oh-oh, Ba-ar-nee-ee-ee!" And by you, I mean her...
“I'm Not That Guy” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Ted Mosby (3), Barney Stinson (2), Robin Scherbatsky (1), Marshall Eriksen (1), Lily Aldrin (1)
[Barney gets the gang a copy of a porn movie starring 'the other' Ted Mosby]
Got it. Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect starring Ted Mosby.
Terrific.
[loads DVD] You'll notice I'm in the credits. I did some location scouting.
[DVD plays, showing Lance Hardwood and a woman]
LHLance Hardwood
[taps keys] Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.
That really looks like our apartment.
BBarney
It is. Oh, I should return these. [gives flat keys back to Ted]
WWoman
Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again. Let's go celebrate on the couch.
MTMarshall, Ted, Robin and Lily
OOOOHH!!! [stand up suddenly from the couch in disgust]
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