May I have everybody's attention? [Everyone ignores Barney] It's for the bride. [Everyone stops talking and looks at him]
“Something Borrowed” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Ted Mosby (2), Barney Stinson (2), Marshall Eriksen (1), Lily Aldrin (1)
Dude, you shaved your fricking head!
Yeah! Yeah, but it's good. I'll just shave it all off. What a great solution! Just be bald, 'cos it's cool, right? Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Britney Spea- [Looks in mirror] Oh, God, what did I do!? How could you let me shave my head!?
What!?
You're the worst best man ever! I hate you!
So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.
Is she hot? Because then I can cross "harp player" off my list.
How long is this list?
I'm not telling you how many pages my list has. I'm not crass.
It doesn't matter anyway, because she's pregnant.
Good. That way I can cross two things off my list.
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