How I Met Your Mother · Season 3, Episode 17
“The Goat” · Season 3, Episode 17
In this episode: Barney Stinson (3), Ted Mosby (2), Robin Scherbatsky (1)
[Robin and Barney just had sex]
Okay, here's the deal, Barney; the moment my feet touch the ground this never happened.
Okay. Wait! [lifts up covers] Right-click, save as, into the b-peg folder and okay! This never happened. It's a good plan.
Now we go back to exactly the way things were before.
Okay.
[whispering] Okay.
All right... So Robin?
Yes Barney?
Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News One last night?
[Ted is furious with Barney over sleeping with Robin and comes to a decision]
You know what Barney, earlier this week I've been putting some stuff into a box and that box was labeled "Stuff I Have No Use For Anymore."
What do you mean?
All I'm saying is, maybe you belong in that box.
Are you saying you don't want to be bros anymore?
I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore.
[after Ted punches him in the groin] Okay. I deserved that. I deserved that. But what's important now is we're passed this whole Robin thing now, right?
You think that this is just about Robin? This is about ... You know, I've seen you do some bad stuff. I mean, some really terrible stuff to a lot of different people. I just always thought there had to be a limit. I always thought I was the limit. You're always spouting off these rules for bros. Isn't one of them, "don't do this"?
Yeah. And I broke it. I'm sorry. But, Ted, seriously, this suite at the Bellagio...
I am not going to Vegas with you. I'm not going to blow off my friends and my girlfriend and spend my thirtieth birthday in a strip club. The fact that you think I would ... You know, Barney, earlier this week I started putting things in a box. And that box was labeled "stuff I have no use for anymore."
What does that mean?
It means maybe you belong in that box.
Are you saying you don't want to be bros anymore?
I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore.
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