So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.
Is she hot? Because then I can cross "harp player" off my list.
How long is this list?
I'm not telling you how many pages my list has. I'm not crass.
It doesn't matter anyway, because she's pregnant.
Good. That way I can cross two things off my list.
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