How I Met Your Mother · Season 1, Episode 19
“Mary the Paralegal” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Ted Mosby (1), Barney Stinson (1), Marshall Eriksen (1)
[To Ted] Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it's the world's oldest profession.
Do you really think that's true?
Oh yeah, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers an extra fish for putting out.
Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You've been lawyered!
Mary, I'm not going to have sex with a prostitute.
No Ted, I'm a paralegal.
You're a hooker.
No, I'm a paralegal.
No, you're a hooker.
No, I'm a paralegal.
[pause] You're a paralegal.
You know that scene in Empire when they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head? Do you think that's how Sandy gets his hair on in the morning?
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