That's insane you don't have any poof.
Poof?
Proof!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
DDoctor
Well what time is there?
What do you mean what time is it there??? What time zone are you in!!!
DDoctor
Don't call this number again
- I smell burning eye.
- I hate ping-pong and too cool. I hate Mr Stingy too I'd like to kill the son of a bitch.
So are there any questions or comments?
Well, that was not so great, but it was better than that fairy princess bull-shit.
Hey!
Um, that's not a twist, it's just stupid.
Save it for the comment card Fenton.
I'm sorry, but it was bad.
Fenton, we know you have opinions, but if you could keep them to yourself that would be great.
Well, what's the point of having a screening if we don't keep our opinions to ourselves. You just don't want to hear criticism that it was bad.
I have an idea! What if in the end me and Perry...
Uh huh.
Walk up to the front of the camera...
I like it, I like it.
And dance like this.
[They dance like the peanuts]
Don't touch me.
This guy needs to loosen up, and you know what I think Walter and Perry. MAKEOVER!
I hear that!
Me too.
Don't touch my hair.
I've been looking at you this entire focus group Fenton, and I have to give you a facial scrub so bad.
And your hair needs some gel.
I want to pluck your eye-brows so bad.
I don't even know what you guys are talking about you morons. Clean up your own backyards.
WPWalter and Perry
Clean up our own backyards?
Get out of here!
BBrendon (as biker)
I'm sick of findin' myself on the road. It's been takin' way too long. These hotels are too expensive - and I'm sick o' lookin' at the map and the road at the same time. I'll get killed if I keep doing that.
MMelissa (as biker)
I don't wanna find myself either. It's more interesting not knowing where I might be.
JJason (as biker)
Maybe we should build a house together out of our bikes and random trash and live in it together, forever.
This is gonna sound really weird, guys. I don't - honestly - I don't think our movies should be watched.
They shouldn't?
No.
Then why are we making them?
I - I have...I have no idea why we make them. All I know is this: we keep coming here after school every single day... and we just keep doing it. And then, I dunno, its just - and then we just do it and then I guess it feels like we should just be doing it, I guess! I dunno!
Sigh, huh. Weird. Weird - we are...god, we're weird.
What's wrong with us?
I don't know!
We're weirdos!
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