Fenton Mulley quotes from Home Movies

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Okay good and action!

Wait. Let me get back in the shot.

Sorry about that.

Okay and action!

Wait. Cut, let me get rid of my gum. [throws her gum away] Action!

Fenton

Hey, I'm thirsty.

Cut! Jason, could you get him something?

Fenton

Thank you. Jason.

No, Melissa you get him something.

Jason, I asked you to get him something.

Well I'm telling you, you get...

Fenton

Someone get me a soda, please.

Right. Melissa go get him a soda.

You get him a soda.

I'm not gonna.

Fenton

Please! Stop fighting and just get me a soda.

You know, lets forget the soda and action!

Fenton

Oh, let's not forget the soda and get it!

Get him soda.

You said action.

Fenton

Listen to my [making sounds with his tongue] drying mouth. [making sounds with his tongue]

(sigh)

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So are there any questions or comments?

Junior

Well, that was not so great, but it was better than that fairy princess bull-shit.

Hey!

Fenton

Um, that's not a twist, it's just stupid.

Save it for the comment card Fenton.

Fenton

I'm sorry, but it was bad.

Brendon

Fenton, we know you have opinions, but if you could keep them to yourself that would be great.

Fenton

Well, what's the point of having a screening if we don't keep our opinions to ourselves. You just don't want to hear criticism that it was bad.

I have an idea! What if in the end me and Perry...

Uh huh.

Walk up to the front of the camera...

I like it, I like it.

And dance like this.

[They dance like the peanuts]

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Fenton

Don't touch me.

Junior

This guy needs to loosen up, and you know what I think Walter and Perry. MAKEOVER!

I hear that!

Me too.

Fenton

Don't touch my hair.

Junior

I've been looking at you this entire focus group Fenton, and I have to give you a facial scrub so bad.

And your hair needs some gel.

I want to pluck your eye-brows so bad.

Fenton

I don't even know what you guys are talking about you morons. Clean up your own backyards.

WPWalter and Perry

Clean up our own backyards?

Brendon

Get out of here!