Perry quotes from Home Movies

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Perry

Sounds trite.

Yeah, it sounds like it's been done before.

Paula

No, I don't think so...

Lame!

Perry

Double Lame-o!

Yeah!

Perry

Double Lame-O Donkey D*ck!

Sucking on the Witch's T*t!

(Walter and Perry embrace and fall down, laughing)

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Perry

Chase the butterfly!

Smash the butterfly!

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Jason

So are there any questions or comments?

Junior

Well, that was not so great, but it was better than that fairy princess bull-shit.

Melissa

Hey!

Um, that's not a twist, it's just stupid.

Jason

Save it for the comment card Fenton.

I'm sorry, but it was bad.

Brendon

Fenton, we know you have opinions, but if you could keep them to yourself that would be great.

Well, what's the point of having a screening if we don't keep our opinions to ourselves. You just don't want to hear criticism that it was bad.

I have an idea! What if in the end me and Perry...

Perry

Uh huh.

Walk up to the front of the camera...

Perry

I like it, I like it.

And dance like this.

[They dance like the peanuts]

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Don't touch me.

Junior

This guy needs to loosen up, and you know what I think Walter and Perry. MAKEOVER!

I hear that!

Perry

Me too.

Don't touch my hair.

Junior

I've been looking at you this entire focus group Fenton, and I have to give you a facial scrub so bad.

And your hair needs some gel.

Perry

I want to pluck your eye-brows so bad.

I don't even know what you guys are talking about you morons. Clean up your own backyards.

WPWalter and Perry

Clean up our own backyards?

Brendon

Get out of here!