Walter quotes from Home Movies

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Sounds trite.

Walter

Yeah, it sounds like it's been done before.

Paula

No, I don't think so...

Walter

Lame!

Double Lame-o!

Walter

Yeah!

Double Lame-O Donkey D*ck!

Walter

Sucking on the Witch's T*t!

(Walter and Perry embrace and fall down, laughing)

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Chase the butterfly!

Walter

Smash the butterfly!

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Jason

So are there any questions or comments?

Junior

Well, that was not so great, but it was better than that fairy princess bull-shit.

Melissa

Hey!

Um, that's not a twist, it's just stupid.

Jason

Save it for the comment card Fenton.

I'm sorry, but it was bad.

Brendon

Fenton, we know you have opinions, but if you could keep them to yourself that would be great.

Well, what's the point of having a screening if we don't keep our opinions to ourselves. You just don't want to hear criticism that it was bad.

Walter

I have an idea! What if in the end me and Perry...

Uh huh.

Walter

Walk up to the front of the camera...

I like it, I like it.

Walter

And dance like this.

[They dance like the peanuts]

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Don't touch me.

Junior

This guy needs to loosen up, and you know what I think Walter and Perry. MAKEOVER!

Walter

I hear that!

Me too.

Don't touch my hair.

Junior

I've been looking at you this entire focus group Fenton, and I have to give you a facial scrub so bad.

Walter

And your hair needs some gel.

I want to pluck your eye-brows so bad.

I don't even know what you guys are talking about you morons. Clean up your own backyards.

WPWalter and Perry

Clean up our own backyards?

Brendon

Get out of here!