A character in Home Improvement
Played by Patricia Richardson
Home Improvement · 91 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Home Improvement: in 52 of its 91 quotes
Most scenes with: Tim Taylor (42), Randy Taylor (5), Mark Taylor (5)
Wilson, do you think humans are more important than machines?
Without a doubt. Although, I am awfully fond of my waffle maker.
Well, could you please tell that to the knucklehead I'm married to?
Oh, he knows. He's had my waffles.
If I ever said it was hard living with you, just say one word: Al.
It's that bad, huh?
His mother recorded his whole life on videotape. Last night, it was three hours of "Muskie Fishing with Uncle Phil." Did you know that in the seventh grade, he built a replica of the Washington Monument out of popsicle sticks?
Lots of kids do stuff like that.
It was life-size!
Well, who the hell does she think she is?
Maureen Binford.
Wait a minute, is she the one that always comes to the Halloween party dressed as a hacksaw?
Yeah.
Little red-headed thing, about this big?
Yeah.
I can take her.
Why do you always bug me during the football game? Did I bug you during childbirth?
No, but you bugged me during conception.
But Mom, they were gonna play with me.
Mark, when Brad and Randy say they want to play with you, always ask yourself "what do they want to do to me?".
There's a sign right there, what does it say?
"Welcome to...[glares at Tim] OHIO!"
...Well, we won't be needing that Michigan map now, do we?
I'm so glad I didn't let anybody talk me out of marrying you.
Who tried to talk you out of marrying me?
Oh, nobody, just...[Takes a bite of cake] My mother, my father, my sisters, the minister, the postman, some guy down at the post office... oh, and Sheila! She told me "Don't marry him, I know a loser when I see one!"
Good thing she was wrong.
Who said she was wrong?
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