Tim and Jill in “Roomie for Improvement”

Tim

If I ever said it was hard living with you, just say one word: Al.

It's that bad, huh?

Tim

His mother recorded his whole life on videotape. Last night, it was three hours of "Muskie Fishing with Uncle Phil." Did you know that in the seventh grade, he built a replica of the Washington Monument out of popsicle sticks?

Lots of kids do stuff like that.

Tim

It was life-size!