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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Elderly relative has just died.]

R1Relative 1

You mean she's dead?

We had to move the body but you can see her when you're ready.

R1Relative 1

Yes

R2Relative 2

Don't.

R1Relative 1

Yes...Yes...

R2Relative 2

Stop it!

R1Relative 1

Oh come on Lorna, don't pretend you aren't relieved.

R2Relative 2

Not here.

R1Relative 1

Why not? What's she gonna do? The old bat has finally pegged it. YES!

R2Relative 2

[To Faye and Sam] You must think we're evil...

R1Relative 1

Well I don't know about you, but I'm cracking open the champagne.

R1Relative 1

Sorry...

No...uh...it's OK.

R1Relative 1

Ding dong the witch is dead!

R1Relative 1

Darren!...shhh...

Somehow I don't think they'll be pushing for a malpractice suit!

[Jac's ruthless ambition has made her notorious. Connie very reluctantly accepts Jac as acting registrar in her own department.]

You are very much on probation. I will be watching you.

I'll do whatever it takes.

Yes, that's what I'm afraid of.

[Earlier, Jac told Kevin Mathers that she had no time for "God botherers". She is now about to perform a very risky operation on a patient whose confession Kevin has been hearing.]

KKevin

Will it annoy you if I pray for you?

Yep!

KKevin

I might do it anyway, then.

I'll do some extra sinning to cancel it out.

[Michael and Connie are arguing over the best way to treat Sam Strachan.]

You should have treated this conservatively with blood and antibiotics.

Well I beg to disagree.

Begging may be your only option - if he dies.

He's not going to, now, is he?

I'm sorry. Where does this arrogance come from?

My ability - just like your arrogance, Connie.

No! No! I'm not arrogant, Mr Spence. I am profoundly gifted.

And hugely modest!

How much? How much did you give her Joseph?

Five thousand. I made it out to cash.

You gave him a cheque? You idiot.

What?

You get into bed with Connie Beauchamp, you pay the price. Look at Sam.

Yeah but you and me ain't as dumb as Sam. Look all I'm saying is lets just do this one op with her, I'm not getting naked with her.

Who's getting naked with who?

Donna, we're changing.

I'm a nurse. Look, Sam, I need to find Mr Byrne urgently.

Have you tried Darwin...where he works?

Can we do anything to help?

No, you guys are my butlers, he said he'd be my auctioneer only now he's vanished.

I...don't think I agreed to be your butler.

I definitely didn't.

Well you guys got the email right?

What did I forget to RSVP?

Mr Drummond...acute chest pain...how long's this been going on for?

DMr Drummond

Not sure.

You don't know how long you've been in pain?

Have you ever thought of getting married again, Connie?

Me? Get married? Yes, of course - I'm just waiting for the right billionaire cum Nobel laureate.

JJayne

Great. Now I'm going to burn in hell And feel depressed.

PPaul

If he does start rambling on about waking up during the operation, just tell him it's a common experience.

DDaisha

He woke up!?

PPaul

Well, reflex actions.

DDaisha

But he actually woke up!?

PPaul

Alright, keep it under your hat.

DDaisha

Who the hell was the anaethatist?!

PPaul

Me. It was a reflex action!

DDaisha

Mr Rose what's wrong with your eyebrows?

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