Terrible drivers in Capetown.
I'll drive on the way back, you nearly killed us three times.
None of those were my fault.
Jumping a red light is kind of your fault.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Faye made me watch a film the other night, I'm not sure if you've heard of it. Die Hard.
She married a gay guy?
Perhaps she didn't know at the time.
Perhaps he didn't know.
We were close, once.
Please don't remind me.
If there is no other hypothetical surgeon available I suppose I will hypothetically operate.
I've had plently of time to lie here and think about myself. About myself as a grade A bitch.
That would be grade A scheming bitch.
You don't want friends do you? You don't even really want colleagues, you'd be happy spending the day with a bunch of robots.
It'd suit me fine. No talk. No mistakes.
[Jac has a pneumonthorax, and is seriously ill.]
How much trouble am I in?
JJoeseph
No trouble at all.
Elliot.
He's right.
Tell me the truth.
JJoeseph
No, the truth is you're going to be fine.
So shut up and let me concentrate.
Some bedside manner.
[Talking about Elliot.]
You've got nothing to worry about. He might look like a Womble, but he's the best there is. He's healed more people than...
FMFergus McKellar
Jesus?
He's a close second.
FMFergus McKellar
What is it they say about books and their covers?
If it looks as dull as crap, then it probably is.
Jayne Grayson tells Ric and Connie that Michael Spence has introduced her to Rev Steve Randall, an American church minister who is offering to pay for the separation of conjoined twins.]
You're not saying that Mr. Spence has found God?
No, Mr. Spence thinks he is God!
[Joseph is on the phone to a prospective wedding venue]
No, I have no interest in hiring your establishment, with or without a bouncy castle.
[Joseph puts the phone down]
Lighten up, Joseph. I'm sure it's not the first time you've enjoyed yourself on top of an inflatable.
[comparing Joseph and Faye] You are a stately home in the country and she is a motel off the M4.
[Ric has forced Jayne Grayson to increase Lola's redundancy package; he has just revealed to Lola that he knew she had been offered another job and was planning to leave anyway.]
So you were faking it...
...And you were faking it. And fortunately Jayne Grayson was convinced enough to reach for her cheque book.
You could have told me.
No, it had to be the real deal.
"Plausible deniability", eh?
Something like that.
I really thought you'd sold out.
Lola, there must have been half-a-dozen times over the past twenty years when I would happily have seen you subjected to cruel and inhumane animal experimentation.
The feeling has been mutual.
But there comes a time when you realise that the things you have in common far outweigh the things that divide you. And that has to count for something. I couldn't let you get shafted by Jayne Grayson.
You know, when I was a kid, my mother got me this game - Operation. You heard of it?
Yes, we have it in the Third World, too.
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