Repoooort!
Herr Kommandant, all present and accounted for.
Good. Now, men, I have a very important announcement to make.
Hey, they're gonna surrender!
Good move!
Hey, the Krauts are gonna surrender!
Who told you?
I just heard it!
[The prisoners all cheer and applaud.]
Colonel Hogan, control your men!
I can't, sir, the news of your surrender is-
Who said anything about a surrender?
You did.
When?
Just now, you used the word yourself.
Only to deny it!
Well, I had to start somewhere.
Silence!
Okay, men, the surrender's off!
[The prisoners boo.]
Now I've just had word that General Stauffen of the Fuehrer's headquarters will personally visit Stalag 13. I expect every prisoner in this camp to clean up and look neat.
Can't do it. Somebody stole me mascara brush!
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