Yes, Herr General, I heard the news. A most regrettable business, 20 men escaping from Stalag 9. The Kommandant, Colonel Schmeckler, is a personal friend of mine. I must telephone him immediately to express my deepest sympathy. Yes... What? (Frowns) Oh, yes, long distance to Russia is very expensive.
“Reservations Are Required” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Wilhelm Klink (4), Hans Georg Schultz (2), Robert E. Hogan (1), Cpl. Louis LeBeau (1)
You know, it is most gratifying to have the confidence of one's superior officer.
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
Too bad that's not the case with you, Schultz.
I'm only a humble Sergeant, Herr Kommandant.
Yes... An accident of war.
Schultz, did you hear that? There's a war on, and yet (Hogan) calls (Stalag 13) a "home".
I think he's stir crazy.
Silence! You will speak only when you're spoken to.
You spoke to me, Herr Kommandant.
Next time, don't answer.
So you wouldn't take my advice, eh, Hogan? Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape?
If you'd stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty.
Oh, you fools! Here's my reward: 30 days in the cooler! Take them away!
30 days is a cruel, inhuman, unjustified punishment to be inflicted only by a sadist!
Flattery will get you nothing, my dear Colonel.
What happens in your army if you shoot a Colonel?... In my army, we get the Croix de Guerre.
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