Don't you give me any credit for having any brains?
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might tell the truth.
“Happiness is a Warm Sergeant” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Robert E. Hogan (2), Hans Georg Schultz (2), Wilhelm Klink (1), Andrew Carter (1)
(In the barracks after finishing his patrol punishment)One thing I don't understand...How could I get so drunk on one glass of beer?
Never drink on an empty stomach Schultz.
You call this empty.(Referring to his belly)
Cheer up Schultz. Maybe they'll send you to a good post.
Well maybe they're going to send me to the Russian Front.
Well if they transfer you close to home, you'll be able to see your wife more often.
All of a sudden the Russian Front sounds very good.
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